Price Drop, .20 Her Heart's Desire Now $4.99

Hey there, you know what you need? Sure, Her Heart's Desire, a A Landlord Epic, was available for the low price of $8.99, but this gorilla felt like giving ya'll a deal. The new version is coming soon, so to catch you up to speed, I thought it'd be a nice gesture of me to lower the price.

What's that, is it too much, you ask? Nothing is too good for ya'll, fellow gamers. Let's be real for a minute: if you'd like to take an adult adventure, in full glorious HD, with eleven hot women, three love interests, and the ability to bang near the entire lot...You'd be down, right?

Me too, bro. Me too. 

It's why I created Her Heart's Desire last year, and continue to work on it with a goal of delivering the best, most exciting suburban landlord tale this side of the Pecos. But don't just take this gorilla's word for it. Give it a whirl, and between you and me, it's not a big deal if you skip the donation. I don't mind, you're just giving it a try. We don't have to get involved, just because we had a fun time together.

The image is from earlier in the game, on day three, when the main character has burgers, and fries, to go. With red wine, because why the hell not? YOLO.

Stay thirsty, amigos;

Mr Brosef Chungus